fasting water weirdness

So apparently people are just drinking water for days and calling it fasting because that’s what we’ve come to as a society, living on the edge and pretending like survivability is an interesting hobby. It’s like we’re trying to see how close we can get to the brink of insanity without actually crossing the line. Skip a meal, skip a week, and call it detox or whatever makes you feel superior. But deep down, you know you’re just one missed glass away from snapping at the mailman.

I get it, turn it into some pseudo-spiritual experience. You fast for a week and suddenly you’re Gandhi? Spare me the enlightenment. If your version of clarity involves dizziness and having your doctor on speed dial, maybe re-evaluate your life choices. Can you even function on the third day, or do you just float around like a ghost haunting its own body? Medical supervision, they say! What’s next, professional supervision to watch paint dry while imagining the fumes carry some therapeutic value? Who decided this was normal?

Oh but wait, there’s more! I stumbled upon this blog yammering on about how water fasting is some magical reset button. Because clearly all our problems are solved by doing nothing and calling it something. But hey, I’m done. I’ve lost my appetite for logic in this sea of nonsense.