electronic noise detox is absurd

Apparently, the latest ‘genius’ idea is detoxing from electronic noise. Yeah, like that’s going to save your miserable life. They call it an EMF detox as if WiFi signals are trying to kill you in your sleep. You know what, enough with this nonsense. Instead of worrying about your router giving you nightmares, maybe deal with the fact that no amount of detox will fix the real issue—your ridiculous obsession with technology.

Honestly, these so-called biohackers need a reality check. Turning WiFi off at night? Hardwiring ethernet cables all over your place like it’s 1995? Sure, why not just climb back into the stone age while you’re at it and miss out on everything fun. Maybe they’re just bored or something, coming up with these absurd rituals. It’s like expecting aluminum foil hats to block alien transmissions. Is this what we’ve come to as a society?

I can’t even with these people who believe every problem in their life stems from electromagnetic waves. You know what, keep fantasizing about those anti-5G campaigns while the rest of us enjoy our wireless freedom. Go live in your Faraday cage but don’t expect me to join this irrational parade. I’m done.

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