glucose spikes and veggie chaos

Here’s the thing, this new craze around buffering glucose spikes by shoving veggies down your throat first thing? Ridiculous. The idea that we need to line our stomachs with leaves and stalks before touching anything remotely enjoyable is just beyond me. Couldn’t we at least be trusted to eat a meal like a normal person without having to engage in this weird sequence ritual?

I mean, come on. When did munching on a pile of spinach become the magical solution to all our sugar problems? We’re all wandering around with these Continuous Glucose Monitors on our arms just to keep track of our body’s response to anything mildly flavorful. Ever thought someone might just want to eat a cookie without calculating the exact millisecond they get to chew it after their rabbit food starter?

We’re not lab rats in some glucose experiment. Let’s all just relax and enjoy our meals like normal human beings. Or you know, don’t. Whatever. Read more nonsense here if you dare.