another day, another miracle supplement

So, magnesium glycinate is the new sleep-and-anxiety wonder, huh? Honestly, every other day there’s a new miracle supplement that’s supposed to solve all your problems. Yesterday we had super berries, now it’s the magical magnesium that somehow doesn’t even trigger the dreaded ‘loose stools’ effect like it would think your body reacts this catastrophically to others. Let me tell you, I’m MIGHTY impressed. Not.

What’s next? Is it going to start doing your taxes and walking the dog, too? How do people just buy into all this crap without thinking and suddenly it’s in every chat group like it’s the secret to finding the lost city of Atlantis. This level of nonsense just makes me roll my eyes so hard they’re practically orbiting Mars.

Ugh, and what’s with everyone thinking they need to take something for everything? Your immune system sneezes? Quick, grab some colostrum because it sounds fancy and mystical with those ‘high immunoglobulins’—whatever the hell that really means to anyone outside a science lab, I might add. Fun fact: maybe drink it directly from a cow while you’re at it.

Meanwhile, people hear stuff like ‘fulvic acid’ from some fancy thing called Shilajit and decide it’s vital without questioning where it originated—a remote part of earth we’ve never heard of until this supplement became trending. Viral on TikTok, it seems. I bet a cat video was next in line.

It would be easier if these so-called groundbreaking discoveries came with a pinch of sense every once in a while, but no—they parade them like a magic spell to beat your biological clock, and you get sucked into this enthusiast drama of NMN with its anti-aging perks because some guy raved about it in his book. I’m done.

Whatever.