where’s all the poo?

So everyone is talking about magnesium glycinate like it’s the second coming of sleep itself, but let’s get real for a second—what happened to the loose stool feature? Because apparently, that’s gone missing. Yeah, I know, I’m supposed to be thrilled that it won’t send me to the bathroom faster than you can say ‘bioavailable’, but seriously? Could it get any more boring? Hey, at least magnesium citrate keeps life spicy, you know what I’m saying? Getting rid of one of these inconvenient yet predictable side effects is like fixing a squeaky door; sometimes that noise just lets you know everything is still working.

And yes, let’s not forget all the people flocking to magnesium glycinate as if it were free WiFi or something. Relaxation trending? Get outta here. It’s not yoga. It’s just a mineral, folks! Like try sleeping without the magic dust once in a while, alright? You think this is gonna make your stress magically evaporate into the ether just because you pop a pill that’s supposedly highly bioavailable? Please, you’d be better off with a decent pillow.

But no, gotta chase those trends like it’s Instagram gold because someone somewhere said it was relaxing. Well, here’s another idea: why not just take one of these trendy sleep aids? Spoiler alert: it’s gonna be the same thing next month with another new supplement claiming to work miracles. Whatever.